Past Products

  • Shirt - “Hey All, Scott Here” (2018)

    The first piece of “Scott The Woz” merchandise ever released from February 8, 2018 to February 28, 2018. This was sold on Bonfire.com and all profits went to Children’s Miracle Network. 

  • Special - “The Internet and You” on VHS

    Released as a part of the “Scott The Woz Merchandise for Charity Bonanza 2019” on Pixelempire.com, “The Internet and You” was made available on VHS for the first time ever. Limited to 500 units, all shipments included a signed thank you letter from Scott, Will, Eric, Sam and Joe, a copy of the original script and stickers. 

  • Shirt - “The Internet and You Logo”

    An apparel design featuring the basic logo used in “The Internet and You”.

  • Shirt - “Scott’s Desk”

    An apparel design featuring a simplified, stylistic take on Scott’s desk.

  • Shirt - “Scott Vitale”

    A crew neck sweatshirt based on the ones worn in “It’s Awesome Baby!”

  • Shirt - “Scott The Woz Logo” (2019)

    An apparel design featuring the traditional Scott The Woz logo.

  • Shirt - “Rated E for Irrelevant”

    An apparel design based on “Rated E for Irrelevant”.

  • Shirt - “It Looks Fine”

    Based on the “E3 2019” episode of Scott The Woz.

  • Shirt - “I Ate Here”

    An apparel design based on “From Reveal to Release”.

  • Shirt - “Holiday ‘08”

    An apparel design based on “A Very Madden 08 Christmas”

  • Shirt - “Hey All, Scott Here” (2019)

    The “Hey All, Scott Here” design for 2019.

  • Shirt - “Games on a Shelf” (2019)

    The “Games on a Shelf” design for 2019, based on “Game Stores”.

  • Shirt - “Alpha Menorah JavaScript” (2019)

    The “Alpha Menorah JavaScript” design for 2019, based on the original short, “A Tour of My Frat House | Alpha Menorah JavaScript”.

  • Poster - “The Great Mysteries of Gaming” by Josh Ketchen

    Based on episode 140 of Scott The Woz.

  • Poster - “Scott The Woz Thumbnail Mosaic”

    A collage of the thumbnails for the first 100 episodes of Scott The Woz.

  • Poster - “It’s Awesome Baby!” by Josh Ketchen

    Based on episode 100 of Scott The Woz.

  • Phone Cases - “Scott The Woz Logo”

    Basic phone case with the Scott The Woz logo on the back.

  • Special - “Scott The Woz Presents: The Mysterious Game of Crypticism” (NES)

    Limited to 1,000 units, “Scott The Woz Presents: The Mysterious Game of Crypticism” was a special box set containing a mystery NES game. Each game was an official, second hand title for the console that was cleaned up, tested and had a “Scott The Woz” label on it so you don’t know what you got until plugging it in a system. The game came inside a traditional NES-style game box with a manual containing art and behind the scenes info. In addition, a signed photograph by Scott, Sam, Eric, Dominic and Justin, a double-sided poster and map, stickers, a D.I.Y. “The Internet and You” mini-VHS box, postcards, fake advertisements, a certificate of authenticity, a $5 Pixel Empire gift card and one generic sock (in reference to a joke from the “Subscription Boxes” episode) were included.

  • Special - “Scott The Woz Presents: The Mysterious Game of Crypticism Second Edition” (NES)

    A second run of “Scott The Woz Presents: The Mysterious Game of Crypticism” limited to 500 copies with different colored packaging.

  • Special - “Scott The Woz Art Folio”

    A collection of various “Scott The Woz” art pieces as postcard-sized prints in a cardboard container. Interviews with the artists are on the back of each card.

  • Shirt - “Rated E for Irrelevant” Retro-Style

    An apparel design based on “Rated E for Irrelevant” in the style of older ESRB logos

  • Shirt - “Hey All, Scott Here” (2020)

    The “Hey All, Scott Here” design for 2020

  • Shirt - “Games on a Shelf” (2020)

    The “Games on a Shelf” design for 2020, based on “Game Stores”.

  • Shirt - “Alpha Menorah JavaScript” (2020)

    The “Alpha Menorah JavaScript” design for 2020, based on the original short, “A Tour of My Frat House | Alpha Menorah JavaScript”.

  • Shirt - Used

    Based on the “Used Games” episode of Scott The Woz. Features a unique QR code on the design that brings you to a secret video.

  • Shirt - The Litigation Station

    Based on the episode, “The Trial”.

  • Shirt - Scott The Woz Logo (2020)

    The “Scott The Woz” logo design for 2020

  • Shirt - Knee Slaps/5

    An all-over shirt design based on the “E3” episodes of “Scott The Woz”.

  • Shirt - I Survived the Shop Closure by Nico Vliek

    An apparel design based on “The WiiWare Chronicles”.

  • Shirt - Gex Night (2020)

    The “Gex Night” design for 2020, based on “The Dark Age of Nintendo” series.

  • Shirt - Anime 08

    Based on the episode, “Anime Games”.

  • Poster - The WiiWare Chronicles by Josh Ketchen

    Based on the 5-episode mini series of “Scott The Woz”.

  • Poster - The Internet and You by John Allison

    Based on the original short, “The Internet and You”.

  • Poster - The Dark Age of Nintendo by Josh Ketchen

    Based on the 3-episode mini series of “Scott The Woz”.

  • Poster - Scott The Woz General Series #3 by Sprouteeh

    This is a poster print of the cover to the booklet included with “Scott The Woz Presents: The Mysterious Game of Crypticism”.

  • Poster - Scott The Woz General Series #2 by Josh Ketchen

    A poster featuring various elements from throughout the “Scott The Woz” series.

  • Poster - Fighter Select by John Allison

    A poster featuring various “Scott The Woz” characters as if they are in a fighting game on a select screen.

  • Poster - Different Scotts, Different Styles

    A poster featuring all the different art styles of Scott used throughout the “Scott The Woz” series up to this point, with new art done by each style’s respective artist.

  • Special - “The Internet and You: Anniversary Edition” on VHS

    For its fifth anniversary, “The Internet and You” returned to VHS with this giant box set. Limited to 1,000 units, this set includes “The Internet and You” on VHS in a standard slipcase with a plastic clamshell holding various other collectables: cardboard milk caps, playing cards, stickers, a keychain, a scratch-and-sniff thank you card, a signed photograph by Scott, Sam, Eric, Joe, Justin and Dominic, and a booklet containing the original script and a comic adaptation of the project.

  • Special - “Scott The Woz Archives” Hardcover Book

    A giant book dedicated to the making of “Scott The Woz”. Original scripts, interviews, official art, fan art and loads more are included.

  • Special - MONOPOLY: Scott The Woz Edition

    Officially licensed by Hasbro and produced by USAopoly, MONOPOLY: Scott The Woz Edition was limited to 5,000 units and sold out within one hour.

  • Shirt - “Games on a Shelf” (2021)

    The “Games on a Shelf” design for 2021, based on “Game Stores”.

  • Shirt - “Alpha Menorah JavaScript” (2021)

    The “Alpha Menorah JavaScript” design for 2021, based on the original short, “A Tour of My Frat House | Alpha Menorah JavaScript”.

  • Shirt - ‘08 Games by SmashToons

    An apparel design featuring Scott’s stack of Madden 08 copies.

  • Shirt - Toledo, Ohio

    Based on the episode “Ride to Hell: Retribution | Art”.

  • Shirt - The Think Barrel

    Based on the therapist’s office featured throughout the “Scott The Woz” series.

  • Shirt - Speed Dating for the Cure

    Based on the episode, “Speed Dating”. This shirt features a front and back design.

  • Shirt - Sex? No.

    Based on the shirt Rex Mohs wore in “Homecoming”.

  • Shirt - Scott The Woz Logo (2021)

    The “Scott The Woz” logo design for 2021.

  • Shirt - Scott The Woz 200th Episode Logo

    The logo used to promote the 200th episode of Scott The Woz, “Borderline Forever”.

  • Shirt - Infinite Blue Border

    A special, all-over design featuring a blue border infinitely repeating.

  • Shirt - I Ate Here (Retro)

    A variant of the “I Ate Here” design from 2019, based on “From Reveal to Release”.

  • Shirt - Hey All, Scott Here (2021)

    The “Hey All, Scott Here” design for 2021.

  • Shirt - Gex Night (2021)

    The “Gex Night” design for 2021, based on “The Dark Age of Nintendo” series.

  • Shirt - Certified Not an RPG Guy

    Based on “You’re Not an RPG Guy: A Scott The Woz Christmas”.

  • Shirt - Borderline Forever Logo

    The logo for the 200th episode of “Scott The Woz”.

  • Prop - “The Hour of Variety Ship”

    The authentic, one of a kind prop used in “Borderline Forever” was sold for $1,500 with all money going to charity.

  • Poster - Why Don’t You Play Them?

    Based on the episode, “You’re Not an RPG Guy: A Scott The Woz Christmas”.

  • Poster - The Internet and You Comic Cover by Van Saiyan

    A poster print of the cover used for the comic book included with “The Internet and You: Anniversary Edition” on VHS.

  • Poster - The Great Mysteries of Gaming Special Edition by Josh Ketchen

    A reprint of the poster from 2019, now with glossy accents and a new logo.

  • Poster - The Dark Age of Nintendo Special Edition by Josh Ketchen

    A reprint of the poster from 2020, now with glossy accents.

  • Poster - Scott The Woz General Series #1 by Josh Ketchen

    Originally included in “Scott The Woz Presents: The Mysterious Game of Crypticism”, this poster is based on the “Scott The Woz” series as a whole.

  • Poster - Scott The Woz: 200 Episodes by Omlliv

    Featuring hundreds of references to the series, this poster aims to celebrate the 200th episode milestone of “Scott The Woz”.

  • Poster - Location Map by Izzy Deschamps

    Originally included in “Scott The Woz Presents: The Mysterious Game of Crypticism”, this poster is a map of various locations featured throughout the “Scott The Woz” series.

  • Poster - It’s a Bargain Bin Christmas by H0neyBeeMine

    Based on episode 150 of “Scott The Woz”.

  • Poster - Gaming Revivals by Sorin Illie

    Based on episode 221 of “Scott The Woz”.

  • Poster - Borderline Forever by Josh Ketchen

    Based on episode 200 of “Scott The Woz”.

  • Poster - Borderline Forever (Alt) by Josh Ketchen

    Based on episode 200 of “Scott The Woz”.

  • Poster - Anime Games by Adam Clifton

    Based on episode 151 of “Scott The Woz”.

  • Other - Scott The Woz Sticker Sheets (2021)

    5 sheets of 57 stickers in total.

  • Special - Scott The Woz Presents: The Return of the Mysterious Game of Crypticism (SNES)

    The Mysterious Game of Crypticism returns, now on multiple platforms! The SNES release of “Scott The Woz Presents: The Return of the Mysterious Game of Crypticism” includes a mystery SNES game inside an SNES-styled box, a double-sided poster, a 130+ page comic book, the Scott The Woz Sound Selection Vol. A CD, a signed photograph by Scott, Sam, Eric, Dominic, Justin and Joe, a unique sticker sheet, a bonus pack of Scott The Woz Collectible Trading Cards alongside 4 exclusive cards to this set. This was limited to 1,000 copies.

  • Special - Scott The Woz Presents: The Return of the Mysterious Game of Crypticism (Sega Genesis)

    The Mysterious Game of Crypticism returns, now on multiple platforms! The Genesis release of “Scott The Woz Presents: The Return of the Mysterious Game of Crypticism” includes a mystery Genesis game inside a Genesis-styled case, a double-sided poster, a 100+ page comic book, the Scott The Woz Sound Selection Vol. B CD, a signed photograph by Scott, Sam, Eric, Dominic, Justin and Joe, a unique sticker sheet, a bonus pack of Scott The Woz Collectible Trading Cards alongside 4 exclusive cards to this set. This was limited to 1,000 copies.

  • Special - Scott The Woz Collectible Trading Cards Series 1

    Produced by USAopoly, the Scott The Woz Collectible Trading Cards come in packs of five with 51 total cards to collect. Each card features unique art alongside a special QR code linked to a never-before-seen Scott’s Stash video. That means 51 videos were made exclusively for these cards! While these videos eventually went public on the Scott’s Stash YouTube channel, the cards are still fun to collect, with 5 incredibly rare, holographics being a part of the set.

  • Special - CLUE: Scott The Woz Edition

    Following up MONOPOLY: Scott The Woz Edition, CLUE: Scott The Woz Edition released one year later, also officially licensed by Hasbro and produced by USAopoly. Taking heavy inspiration from “The Great Mysteries of Gaming”, CLUE: Scott The Woz Edition features the gang solving the murder of Chet Shaft and was limited to 7,500 units.

  • Shirt - V.A.G (Terry Lesler) by Kevin Fagaragan

    A part of 2022’s line of character based apparel, this design features Terry Lesler from “Scott The Woz”.

  • Shirt - The Waste Chasers (2022) by Kevin Fagaragan

    The Waste Chasers design for 2022, based on “Toys to Life”.

  • Shirt - The Think Barrel (Jerry Attricks) by Kevin Fagaragan

    A part of 2022’s line of character based apparel, this design features Jerry Attricks from “Scott The Woz”

  • Shirt - Stupid Nintendo Games (Scott) by Kevin Fagaragan

    A part of 2022’s line of character based apparel, this design features Scott from the episode, “Borderline Forever”.

  • Shirt - Sex? No. (Rex Mohs)

    A part of 2022’s line of character based apparel, this design features Rex Mohs from “Scott The Woz”. Also available as a mug in 2023.

  • Shirt - Scott The Woz Logo (2022) by Kevin Fagaragan

    The “Scott The Woz” logo design for 2022.

  • Shirt - Player’s Choice by Kevin Fagaragan

    Based on “Player’s Choice”.

  • Shirt - Jab Farms

    Based on “Toys to Life”.

  • Shirt - Hey All, Scott Here (2022) by Kevin Fagaragan

    The “Hey All, Scott Here” design for 2022.

  • Shirt - Gex (Jeb Jab) by Kevin Fagaragan

    A part of 2022’s line of character based apparel, this design features Jeb Jab from “Scott The Woz”.

  • Shirt - Employee(s) of the Month by Kevin Fagaragan

    A part of 2022’s line of character based apparel, this design features the Employees from “Scott The Woz”.

  • Shirt - Carpet All Over Print

    A special, all-over apparel design featuring the carpet and a few games from the “Scott The Woz” series.

  • Shirt - # of Train Crashes Today

    Based on “Desert Island Gaming”.

  • Poster - “Scott The Woz” General Series - Up In The Air by Tibby Tibs

    A poster featuring the “Scott The Woz” cast all jumping up in the air alongside various props from throughout the series.

  • Poster - “Scott The Woz” General Series - The Lenticular Extravaganza by Josh Ketchen

    A lenticular poster featuring the “Scott The Woz” cast.

  • Poster - “Scott The Woz” General Series - Borderline Glow in the Dark by Felix Tindal

    A special, glow in the dark poster heavily inspired by “Borderline Forever”.

  • Poster - “Scott The Woz” General Series - Board Game Box Art by Josh Ketchen

    An adjusted variant of the box art for MONOPOLY: Scott The Woz Edition.

  • Poster - You’re Not an RPG Guy - Fight! by Kiana Mosser

    Based on episode 195 of “Scott The Woz”.

  • Poster - Shovelware Variety Hour by GhostBerry

    Based on the ongoing series of “Scott The Woz” episodes.

  • Poster - Fighter Select Special Edition by John Allison

    A reprint of the poster from 2020, now with glitter accents.

  • Poster - Borderline Forever - “How to Talk About Video Games” by Omlliv

    A very special poster featuring nearly every content creator featured in the opening of “Borderline Forever”.

  • Poster - Borderline Forever Special Edition by Josh Ketchen

    A reprint of the poster from 2021, now with glossy raised accents.

  • Other - Scott The Woz Sticker Sheets (2022)

    5 sheets of 57 stickers in total.

  • Special - “Scott The Woz Special Edition 128 GB Flash Drive”

    A special edition USB flash drive designed to look like the Pepto Sword from Borderline Forever. Includes hours of timed-exclusive content pre-loaded onto it.

  • Special - “Scott The Woz Archives” Paperback Book

    A rerelease of “Scott The Woz Archives” but now in paperback form. Adjustments were made to the quality of some photographs as well as page margins.

  • Special - Scott The Woz Presents: The Return of the Mysterious Game of Crypticism Second Edition (SNES)

    A second run of “Scott The Woz Presents: The Return of the Mysterious Game of Crypticism” for SNES limited to 500 copies with different colored packaging.

  • Special - Scott The Woz Presents: The Return of the Mysterious Game of Crypticism Second Edition (Sega Genesis)

    A second run of “Scott The Woz Presents: The Return of the Mysterious Game of Crypticism” for Sega Genesis limited to 500 copies with different colored packaging.

  • Shirt - You’re Not an RPG Guy by Nico Vliek

    Based on “You’re Not an RPG Guy: A Scott The Woz Christmas”.

  • Shirt - You Butter

    Based on “Homecoming”.

  • Shirt - WaterZ EX+ by Nico Vliek

    Based on “Definitive Editions. The original logo was also made available as a mug.

  • Shirt - Throats for Thought by Nico Vliek

    Based on “Borderline Forever”.

  • Shirt - The Waste Chasers (2023) by Htoast

    The Waste Chasers design for 2023, based on “Toys to Life”.

  • Shirt - There’s a Madden for Me by Nico Vliek

    Based on “It’s Awesome Baby!”.

  • Shirt - Stale Pretzels by Nico Vliek

    Based on the fictional location featured in the “Scott The Woz” series, first appearing in “Personal Trainer: Cooking”. Also available as a mug.

  • Shirt - Scott The Woz Logo (2023)

    The “Scott The Woz” logo design for 2023.

  • Shirt - Scott The Woz Logo (2006) by Nico Vliek

    The “Scott The Woz” logo in the “Wii” style.

  • Shirt - Non-Alcoholic Beer by Nico Vliek

    Based on the original short, “A Tour of My Frat House | Alpha Menorah JavaScript”. Also available as a mug.

  • Shirt - Just Buy the Game by Nico Vliek

    Based on “The Commercial Failure”.

  • Shirt - Games on a Shelf (2023) by Htoast

    The “Games on a Shelf” design for 2023, based on “Game Stores”.

  • Shirt - Energy and Ammo by Htoast

    Based on “The Dark Age of Nintendo”.

  • Shirt - Critique That Leak! by Nico Vliek

    Based on a recurring segment in “Scott The Woz” episodes revolving around rumors and leaks. Also available as a mug.

  • Shirt - Closing In

    Based on “Borderline Forever”.

  • Shirt - Cast Ensemble (Scott The Woz Logo) by Kevin Fagaragan

    The cast of “Scott The Woz” surrounding the logo. Also available as a mug.

  • Shirt - Blue Border on the Brain by Htoast

    An original design featuring references to “Borderline Forever” and “PC Games on Console”.

  • Prop - Photo Album from “Borderline Forever”

    The original photo album used and featured in “Borderline Forever”. Sold for $250 with all money going to charity.

  • Prop - Pepto Sword from Borderline Forever

    The actual prop used and featured in “Borderline Forever”. Sold for $250 with all money going to charity.

  • Prop - Opening Story Book from It’s a Bargain Bin Christmas

    The original story book from the opening of “It’s a Bargain Bin Christmas”. Sold for $250 with all money going to charity.

  • Prop - Inflatable Gator

    A copy of the product sitting on the desk in most episodes of “Scott The Woz” signed by Scott. Sold for $250 with all money going to charity.

  • Prop - 08 Mech Armor Costume

    The original costume used and featured in “It’s Awesome Baby!”. Sold for $250 with all money going to charity.

  • Poster - The Classics: Rated E for Irrelevant by Tibby Tibs

    A part of the “Classics” line of posters taking moments throughout the “Scott The Woz” series and giving them a classical, painterly style, this one is based on a scene from “Rated E for Irrelevant”.

  • Poster - The Classics: Is That a Threat? By Tibby Tibs

    A part of the “Classics” line of posters taking moments throughout the “Scott The Woz” series and giving them a classical, painterly style, this one is based on a scene from “Wii Play | Eh, Why Not?”.

  • Poster - The Childhood Game Collection

    A collage of many of the drawings done by Scott for the episode, “The Childhood Game Collection”.

  • Poster - Scott The Woz Thumbnail Mosaic (2023)

    Originally included in Scott The Woz Presents: The Return of the Mysterious Game of Crypticism (Sega Genesis).

  • Poster - Scott The Woz Sticker Explosion

    Originally included in Scott The Woz Presents: The Return of the Mysterious Game of Crypticism (SNES).

  • Other - Christmas Postcard Set

    A collection of art pieces featured in the opening credits of “Merry Christmas, Data Design!” in the form of postcards.